February 2012
I want to marry you.
iximmx:
I need friends who support me, not piss me off.
Anonymous asked: wait so, if you didn't actually play this year due to work, then how come you were at every practice and game? i assume if work was an issue it'd mean you'd be missing some of those.. but if you could make it to every practice and game why not play anyway? just a thought since you'd always complain on twitter about it.
Anonymous asked: were you a part of the basketball team?
3 tags
Anonymous asked: What's your workout routine?
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Every professional started off as a beginner.
Anonymous asked: 1 3 5 7 9
ASK ME ! →
mindofimaginationsx:
Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
Your relationship status?
Where did you meet your crush(es)?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Do you smoke weed regularly?
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
Would you parents be mad if you...
Anonymous asked: how long did it take you to get a flat stomach
Anonymous asked: How often do you have sex? Do you think it contributes to your flat stomach?
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
nenurplelove:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
More laughs here ♥
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
